September 19, 2011
Hey, remember me?
Listen, I know you crickets are out there because I can hear you chirping.
They say that life is a crazy crazy ride full of twists and turns and I can personally vouch for that. But you know? Amazing things can come from the worst experiences....things that really deserve to have the word miracle attached to them.
So straighten your little antenna's and use one of your many legs to hit the keyboard......
November 05, 2010
Lil' Obama! BACK!! 11/04/2010
Back, after a long hiatus! No fixed schedule for this, I'm just gonna bust 'em out as I come up with 'em! Hope you enjoy it!
Meanwhile, have you heard that I'm doing an internet radio show now?
Every Wednesday night, 8 PM Central! DON'T MISS IT!!
August 22, 2010
Lil' Obama 8-22-10
Sorry for the delay!!
August 01, 2010
Lil' Obama 8-01-10
Sic semper tyrannis-thus always to tyrants.
Yep, as it turns out, Judge Too-Sexy-For-The-Law Bolton had absolutely no business hearing the SB 1070 case. The Constitution is pretty darn clear, this sort of thing can ONLY be heard by the Supreme Court. And as I recall, the SCOTUS already made a ruling on this sort of thing...in the state's favor.
Article III, Sec. 2, clause 2 says:
In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction…
Also bear in mind Article IV, Sec. 4:
The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.
Article IV, Sec. 4, requires the federal government to protect each and every State against invasion. Not only is the Regime refusing to perform this specific Constitutional duty - it seeks to prohibit the State of Arizona from defending itself! This is a DIRECT violation of the Constitution, which forced Arizona to pass laws to protect itself, which it is Constitutionally allowed to do under Article 1, Sec. 10:
No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.
Certainly sounds like what's happening on our border to me, kids.
Well, Governor Brewer has a very easy way through this. All she has to do is file a Petition For Removal with Bolton, since Bolton is not Constitutionally authorized to touch this case. If Bolton refuses, then Brewer can file a Petition For a Writ of Mandamus with the Supreme Court, requesting that they ORDER Bolton to transfer this case to the SCOTUS.
Filing a Writ of Pure AWESOME!
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July 25, 2010
Lil' Obama 7-25-10
Okay, so when he first moved into the White House, he had a cook from his favorite pizza place in Chicago FLOWN OUT to the White House for ONE NIGHT. He's taken EIGHT vacations in the 22 months he's been "President," not including his little "date nights." And most recently, he had his DOG FLOWN OUT TO HIM on his latest vacation.
All on OUR DIME.
Man, this guy sucks. This goes beyond mere elitism...this is an utter disdain for anything other than his royal whims.
Sic semper tyrannis.
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July 11, 2010
Jack's Total Lack of a Cartoon: Facebook Edition
Nope, no cartoon yet. Sorry. I've been caught up in so many other things, I'm still noodling with the idea for today's Lil' Obama. Hopefully I'll have it up later this evening.
So what's going on? Well, I was SUPPOSED to go to my very first political meet-up yesterday, with the Greater Dallas Republicans...had a nice set of close set out, business cards printed out, shaved, everything all spiffy...but alas, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, and this was no exception. Apologies.
Last Wednesday's JBYP Radio show was a big hit, THIRTY listeners! That quadrupled my previous record, so I'm pretty darn stoked about that...HUGE thanks again to my friend Tish Goff, the interview with her was spectacular! I've been getting a ton of messages about it, people wanting to hear more. Tish promised to let me know when anything new developed, so soon as I know something, YOU will hear it too!
There's a movement on Facebook that's been making the rounds of the last couple of days, brought on by New Black Panthers scumbags King Samir and Malik Shabazz...where they call for the DEATHS of "Crackers", meaning white folks. Samir is the dreadlocked piece of crap that stood outside a Philly voting location in 2008, brandishing a billy club, spewing his racial hatred, and intimidating voters...and even though indictments were won against these creeps, the case itself WAS WON, Attorney General Eric Holder DROPPED THE CHARGES.
So we on Facebook decided to poke a little fun at all this, calling ourselves crackers of different varieties, and made a few group pages...which Facebook began deleting on the claim that WE were engaging in racist/hate speech.
So I sent out this post, which I will be using in Wednesday's upcoming show:
Facebook has been deleting pages like this...it's remarkable how quickly they've swooped down on US, and yet REAL hate-mongers like King Samir, the New Black Panthers, La Raza, Nation of Islam, CAIR, and so many, many others are STILL HERE, despite all the times they've been reported.
Inasmuch as the black community is given a pass when use the N-word amongst themselves, why then are WE being attacked for using a term THEY made for us?
Where is the PC Crowd when members of Islam demand the death of Jews? Where is the PC Crowd when these racist Black Panthers are in the street and on the internet demanding the DEATH of white people, white children, white babies?
Why is it that NO ONE seems to give a damn about "Political Correctness" until it can be leveled against a Caucasian?
I'm not a White Supremacist...as I have posted before, I'm nearly half Native American. But I'm deemed "White" enough to fall into that category; I'm a Cracker. I don't care about race. I prefer Dr. Martin Luther King's idea that a person should be judged by the content of his character, not the color of his skin.
Much like the black community took back the hated N-word...they get to use that term to their heart's content, but it is utterly forbidden for a white person to even use it in a reference sentence...we are taking the term Cracker for ourselves. But we are not being exclusionary. We have Jewish Crackers, Hispanic Crackers, Native American Crackers, Asian Crackers, and yes, even Black Crackers.
We have decided to take this racist term and, instead of making societal demands of it, we are ridiculing it. This Cracker movement is a goof. We choose to laugh instead of hate. Instead of saying You Can't Say This Word, we are encouraging EVERYONE, regardless of race, to join in the fun. Instead of feeling outrage and screaming in the streets, we've chosen to make it a joke.
We have chosen to look at the hypocrisy of Political Correctness and blow a raspberry at it.
I encourage all my fellow Crackers, be you Saltine, Ritz, Graham, Matzoh, Rye, Rice, Jalapeno, Wheat, or whatever, knock off the hating. It hasn't gotten us anywhere. When something doesn't work, it's time to try something new. Instead of screaming, let's have a laugh instead. And to the Crackers running FB, banning these sites while letting the REAL hate mongers spread their bile, really speaks ill of you folks. It's rank hypocrisy.
Rise above it. Be part of the solution, not part of the problem.
So you get that little sneak preview! Be sure and tune in for the show, as I cover this, the New Black Panthers, Racism, Democrat Race-baiting, and the Hypocrisy of Political Correctness. There WILL BE FUNNY VOICES!
All for now!
July 04, 2010
Lil' Obama 7-04-10
I can't think of a better present for our country!
The Gift that Keeps On Giving!
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June 27, 2010
Lil' Obama 6-27-10
Yep. THIS is Obama taking decisive action on the immigration issue in Arizona; a sign that basically hands a big chunk of our border to Mexican drug lords, and SUING the state of Arizona over their attempt to do the job the Feds have abandoned.
Oh, it gets worse, monkeys. Obama's looking to declare a full-on amnesty by EXECUTIVE ORDER, completely ignoring the legislative branch and ruling as a Tyrant.
The reference to Ecuador is in light of a recent interview Shrillary had on Ecuadoran TV, stating the administrations intent to SUE the state of Arizona...it was the first Arizona heard of any official intent.
Now, you'll have to excuse me while I go rinse the taste of vomit out of my mouth.
Not as tasty the second time around...
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June 21, 2010
Lil' Obama 6-20-10
So long, Mr. "Never Let A Good Crisis Go To Waste," Mr. Dead Fish Guy, you sleaze bag. By all means, DO let the door hit you on the way out, and let's hope it hip-checks you into a wood chipper.
But of course, now we have to worry about what kind of slime ball is gonna replace him.
June 13, 2010
Lil' Obama 6-13-10
And NOW we know why it's taking so long to clean this up...!
For those of you not familiar with the scenes in panel 4...well, you're just gonna have to read the earlier strips!
I'm such a naughty monkey...
Oh, and the little song Lil' O's singing in panel 1? That's a little something that's been floating around Facebook lately.
So we're what, about two months into this thing in the Gulf...now we're hearing that it's a lot worse than previously reported, all efforts to stop it have failed (and probably made it a lot worse), and Obama's looking for an ass to kick.
I can think of one, just off the top of my head...
Ah yes, Cap and Trade should take care of this...
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