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July 05, 2005

Seattle’s Real Claim To Fame…………

As most of you already know, bashing Seattle and its silly stance on everything is one of my pet projects. And not because I’m mean….but just because they deserve it so much.
Well…I finally discovered the one thing that Seattle can really claim as its very own invention.
Skid row………
Yup….I’m not kidding ,and a lot of you Seattle natives probably already know this….which makes it even more interesting that in your desperate search for an identity for Seattle….you fail to mention it. So instead of holding fake mardi gras or pretending to be the “city by the bay”….why not just embrace your real roots?
Skid row…..aka yesler way.
You already have the obnoxious bums so why not just have an obnoxious bum day celebrating your real roots…..skid row.
You invented it…why am I not surprised…..so embrace it.
You know what they say….there is nothing quite so classy as being exactly what you really are.
Skid row.
What could you call the celebration? Skid row…not just for bums anymore?
Be sure to bring your own thunderbird….

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you mean the PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF PORTLAND???
eastern oregon and far southern [although even that is changing fast] are just full of decent people.
but portland ?...well if i were 'queen' i might make that the next nuclear waste site.LOL. all the trash is already there.........

Posted by: christmasghost at July 29, 2005 11:24 AM

Would love to hear your take on Portland; don't leave it out of the Northwest equation.

A former Oregonian,
MontanaMarv

Posted by: MontanaMarv at July 29, 2005 09:09 AM

jc bob......did you not read the highlighted part of the post,hmmm? as with alot of things the name started out as skid road...the log skids and morphed to skid row. this is the place where that first happened....i would think crazy seattle-ites[we wanna be just like everywhere else] would be thrilled to actually have something that was really invented here.
so they could stop trying so desperatelty to take credit for everything they had nothing to do with...
so ,maybe, you didn't read everything in the post?

Posted by: christmasghost at July 13, 2005 01:20 PM

On of the more stupid posting I have ever seen.

First of all, it is NOT skid ROW it is skid ROAD. The path Henry Yesler used to drag (skid) logs down from First Hill to his saw mill in what is now Pioneer Square.

As far as making fun of Seattle, I have no problem; Seattleites including my sister and especially my brother-in-law deserves every bit of ridicule you can heap upon them.

A former Seattleite
JC Bob

Posted by: JC Bob at July 13, 2005 07:40 AM

the band is far more interesting than seattle.....well, ANYTHING is! LOL.

Posted by: christmasghost at July 6, 2005 09:50 AM

Very interesting post! You know though? I like Skid Row! They rock! ;) JK...I know we are not talking about the band, but I couldn't resist.

Posted by: Jay at July 6, 2005 08:25 AM

Very interesting post! You know though? I like Skid Row! They rock! ;) JK...I know we are not talking about the band, but I couldn't resist.

Posted by: Jay at July 6, 2005 08:25 AM

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