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March 26, 2006
FORGET THE MAPLE LEAF...THEY HAVE A NEW "SEAL"

BEFORE ........................................................................................AFTER
Once again Canada through its own vast stupidity has become the focus of international eyes.
But that’s not really new is it?
That question was rhetorical…completely…..just a heads up for you Canadian readers. EH??? And yes, I am mocking you.
I have to state up front that there isn’t anything that impresses me positively about Canada. I don’t know if my mother was once scared by a Canadian when she was pregnant with me [that's actually hard to imagine....my mother ?] and that marked me for life …or if I have just been paying very close attention to our…ahem…"neighbors" to the north.
I’m betting that it’s just that I have been paying very close attention. And then there is that whole familiarity breeds contempt thing too………
They are a country of bi-polar idiots.
They hate us because we have guns but then they beat baby seals to death with picks.
They hate us ,because according to them [HA!] ,we are destroying the environment but then they beat so many baby seals to death that they are putting the population of harp seals in danger of extinction.
Their claim that they have to beat the baby seals to death because it’s how many of their population [of idiots…don’t forget that] supports themselves…..is a complete lie. It really is..... each "sealer" makes about a thousand dollars a year doing this, and even in dumb-ville Canada that isn't a living.
How would you feel if I told you that Canada not only subsidizes the “hunt” but they also spend tax dollars trying to sell the pelts…of the baby seals they beat to death?
Well…they do.
And they are losing money doing it…………
Well, well, well…so the country best known for its cowards, maple syrup and incredibly stupid social engineering experiments is really not at all what they keep telling the rest of the world they are? What a surprise.
Here is a short list of complete lies that Canada has fed the rest of the world:
They are pacifists. Actually they aren’t…they are cowards. Terrorists shoot back…baby seals can’t. Pacifists also don’t attack observers to the slaughter......but Canadians do. Unarmed women in boats and baby seals...look out world here come the [snide filter OFF] brave Canadians.
They want us to think they are pro-environment……once again, not even remotely true. When you beat close to 400,000 baby seals to death and put the harp seal population in danger of extinction…you are a lot of things but one of them isn’t an environmentalist. They also tried to use this line as their excuse for almost completely wiping out the wolf population way back in the first part of the last century because, according to them, that's why the caribou herds were dwindling ....it was the wolves doing it.
Those wolves were so damn helpful and polite that they skinned the carcasses and then piled them right next to Canadian hunter’s cabins. What are the odds of that actually happening? [ I'll give you a hint....ZIP]
It took a Canadian author and researcher, Farley Mowat [read “Never cry wolf”...excellent book ] to expose that lie. But here it is again haunting the harp seals….and the rest of us….the same old trite, but we had to excuse. They used that excuse to almost completely wipe out the population of wolves ....not very different from their bi-polar story now is it? First "it's the only way our [really stupid] people can support themselves and when that doesn't fly they say "well we are trying to keep the fish from being wiped out".
Might I suggest that they not over fish like they have been for the last several decades?
This isn't rocket science....thank God, or the Canadians would be really screwed.
I want you to really look at the pictures and remember that many of those baby seals were alive when they were being skinned. And that there is absolutely no good reason for doing it. And that Canada likes to represent itself as the world’s thought police conscience.
But, now I know why they couldn’t be bothered to help us wipe out terrorism…they were too busy snuffing out two month old seal pups…because as everyone knows they are really, really scary.
If you are Canadian, that is.
It's time we took Canada to task for all it's BS.
So, let's start helping the seals by demanding that Canada stop this incredibly inhumane and insane slaughter.
DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM CANADA. .....not until they start acting like human beings should.
I'm guessing that ,sadly, that won't happen in any of our lifetimes if the Canadians hold true to form.
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Great post chickie! You go get em.
brb, I gotta go share this with lynn4peace.
lol
Posted by: chardonnay at April 27, 2006 08:55 PM
are you sure that isn't spelled lynn4piece? as in a piece of a seal pup.she must be so proud! the all-knowing and ever more "progressive" than us nasty americans with our guns.so much for that TRIPE!
yup...those canadians....we really should be taking their advice to heart.....HAH!
Posted by: christmasghost at May 4, 2006 08:43 PM
I find it amusing when single-issue activists berate and entire nation for the actions of less than a percent of a percent of it's population. Even more-so is it amusing when the same hecklers hail from a country who's own policies in the world stage cause more strife, death, suffering, and economic chaos than the country which is their focus. Yes. SOME of our countrymen beat seals to death. Yes. SOME of our population inflicts unimaginable hurt on it's own species. Yes. We are human and have human failings. But coming from a self-involved, outwardly hostile, bullyish, scandalous, insensitive nation, these comments are laughable. I have no part in this butchery, nor do I associate with those who do. I am vehemently opposed to the very notion of the treatment these animals receive. But since I live here I am a target for inane insults and childish mockery? When your country stops sending their armies out to "enlighten" the world...(see: Crusades) talk to me about inhumane treatment of animals. Until then how about working WITH those of us here who oppose this senseless slaughter, instead of blanketing an entire nation as monsters. "Let he is without sin cast the first stone." Religious or not, that is a good line. Take it to heart and ponder it before you speak up on an issue like this. There is nothing wrong with ideas and free-speech. But when that freedom trods upon that of another being...you hopefully get my point. This will no doubt generate a triade of wonderful flames and attacks. I expect nothing less. In fact they will prove much of what I am saying here.
Posted by: Sean at August 15, 2006 04:10 PM
-Usa, home of the brave, tough people like george bush! we kill rock throwing afghans with phosphorus incendiaries, antipersonnel mines and sniper rifles. Now thats BRAVE»! I mean come on, seals are so cute and cuddly, plus they have feelings!, unlike those ugly ragheads in irak ...
Posted by: proudamerican at November 20, 2006 11:49 AM
sean.........so, you took the bait did you?
it's so refreshing to hear a canadian "share" his feelings about the US. like it never happens. HAH!
yes us nasty bullyish americans with our nasty guns saved you idiots BEFORE we were even involved in WW2 and yet, here you are, a canadian, berating us for exactly the same characteristics that saved your sorry asses. history anyone?
EH????
Posted by: christmasghost at November 27, 2006 08:03 PM
I'm a Canadian.. eh... and I don't a understand eh.. what all the problem is eh?
ok so I do understand the problem, and I dont condone the seal slaughter. and for the record I rarely use the word "eh"
It's kind of sad that there are people out there capable of judging an entire nation of people for something that such a small fraction of the people do. Perhaps you should do a little research on this topic before you write these things. As your little bit there doesn't have any actual evidence backing it up. Oh I'm not saying that it doesn't happen. It does. However the facts that you are stating here are dated, and some are untrue. In fact I believe that you have skewed the facts in order to either get a rise out of any Canadian readers (which I will admit it did) or you simply really do find Canadians repulsive, weak, cowards. I'll also state for the record, I dont hate Americans or judge your nation based on sterio types. (you said Canadians do that sort of thing) I know some real great American people in fact! Anyway!...
I'm a proud Canadian just as Americans are. and I happen to have family that are in the Canadian Armed Forces who have been over to Afganistan... so i'm not sure what your talking about with us not being there? whatever!!!
anyway eh... we have some gud skools in a canada eh! us canadians aint so dum eh!
Posted by: Meg at August 19, 2009 05:00 PM
Posted by: formatvorlage3 at December 23, 2009 09:13 PM
First off the gloves are off, why? well first off you take a shot at anyone in this manner and you can expect your ass handed too you like I'm about to do to you, you small minded idiotic uneducated loser!
Now I will not in any way attack America for your small minded uneducated KKK LIKE thinking, but rather open a can of whoop ass on your feeble mind!
Canada has accomplished more in the last century then a lot of nations have in 2, trying to take that away by putting your uneducated thoughtless words on the internet and you only add yourself to the list of ignorant idiots that clam a piece of the internet attaining only to the rank of "internet loser".
Hey i have an idea, how about you go read a book about Canada (even children s books will do it because they have big pictures)and you will actually know what you said here is beyond stupid, for example, as cute as seals are, they are a PROBLEM if they are not killed off, like the deer, but your issue is you have no balls, you don't understand this is ruff world and stuff like this HAS to happen, did you read about the over population of seals adding to disease? how about the Inuit who are the ones who really hunt seals? or are you so dumb and ignorant that you don't even know the difference between an Inuit and a Canadian?
YOU staying that we are inhumane if we ever hunt seals? its no different they anyone saying you can't hunt deer in the USA, that is retarded logic and you are uneducated and ignorant, i like you could assume many things like with your way of thinking, i could assume your part of the... lets see.. ya lets go back to that, the KKK, why not? same logic!
You know i like Americans, i don't feel so insecure enough to sit here and blame them for anything i can think of, anyone who try's to put anything on Canada is seriously trying to just be a trouble maker and nothing said by them should ever be taken seriously.
Get in your spot hypocrite, ya you heard me, you sit there and talk about inhumanity but your words ignorantly use are not far off, blaming a nation for even a few people is beyond wrong and even children know that, so as far as im concerned you might as well be a 5 year old who joined the KKK.
We do more for humanity as a country then MOST COUNTRY'S OUT THERE YOU DUMB ASS!!
WE were there to help YOUR country out when you needed help like with New Orleans AND that is undisputed as well as Canada being a nation of peace keepers you dare say such things about my country, if you stated any of this in my presents i would knock you on your damn ass unless your a woman then i would just get a fellow female Canadian to do it, heck i know American women that would knock you out for all this BS!!
You are a coward! if you really thought this and it was respected i would see you on the news, why not if your so right and everyone else so wrong, your a piece of crap who's a coward hiding behind his computer screen!
Maybe you should ACTUALLY do some research on what Canada has done in the last 10 years let alone 100 years and anyone that actually spends time to try and find a fault in a country like "Canada" is a total loser and im surprised if they can even look at themselves in the mirror.
Here's some logic for you, even if you are right, that's like saying maybe American does deserve death because of BUSH!! well hes one man and that means your all BUSH!! your calling all Americans by your logic George BUSH!
I could keep going but no population of any country is a 100% proud of everyone there, like you for example, your part of the loser part of America but i have to say i have met a lot of Americans i respect greatly and i guess your just the crappy soiled diaper puss part.
Just for the record, i would never blame ANY country for a minority idiocy like his idiot who wrote this piece of crap about a Great nation, and BTW if it wasn't for Canada fighting the Nazi's in the first part of the war, it would to late and you would be a Nazi controlled nation or lost a lot more people then you did, funny you notice im not doing your home work for you just giving you little tid bits, because your such a moron you make it way to easy, i have to leave room for other Canadians to destroy you with facts, its gonna be a personal pleasure to watch this!
Your pathetic, Kiss my Canadian ASS!
Posted by: Kiss my Canadian ASS!! at February 22, 2010 12:38 PM
Canada SUCKS. Get used to it.
The US accomplishes more in a WEEK than Canada has managed to fumble through in a century.
When crazy murderous dictators start threatening other countries, does the world look to Canada? Does anyone say "Watch it, or you'll piss off the Canadians"?
No.
The US has been THE peace-keeping force of the planet because piss-ant socialist limp-wristed countries like Canada do NOTHING.
Thank your lucky stars you have us on your border; it's OUR threat that has kept the bulk of the world's scum from attacking you and taking over your frozen asses.
Not to mention the health care we have provided for your country because you screwed up your own health care so badly that it takes six months to see a doctor for a 24 hour flu bug.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
Posted by: TFMo at February 22, 2010 05:20 PM
I don't know if the guy above me is trolling or just retarded.
1. It isn't Canada that is clubbing the seals. It's the Canadian natives, I would say well over 50% of the population is against the practice. Also, the alleged $1000 they make per year doing this is enough for some of them as they usually live in the arctic and in igloos or in similar conditions using the money for the few tools they cannot create on their own.
2. "They hate us because we have guns" The percent of people in the U.S. with firearms is exponentially higher than the number of people that club seals.
3. "They hate us because we're destroying the environment" >50% of Canada's pollution comes from the U.S. so yes, you are. Killing wildlife technically doesn't constitute destroying the environment. Yes it is unfortunate how they go about it and that they are killing endangered or protected species but animals are killed all of the time and plenty of other endangered animals are poached by other countries too.
4. Please point out how we're cowards. Canada hasn't backed out of wars it has agreed to enter like many other countries, or given up like the U.S. has trying to "make peace" or force their beliefs upon other countries. If you want cowards look at Italy in the world wars.
5. Help you wipe out terrorism, firstly it's impossible. Secondly, prove that they're terrorists. If any country invaded another one especially one that is not as developed as the U.S. they would likely fight back. You can call people terrorists because you invade their country and the decide to shoot at you. But until your reasoning for going there is justified or proved, and those people shooting back are proven to be terrorists; I don't think that point is valid.
6. Boycott Canada. Canada is the U.S.'s biggest trading partner. Unlike the U.S. Canada, if it needed, is self-sufficient and could provide everything necessary for its people to survive on its own. Also, the American population is 10x greater and the GDP is also 11x greater yet your dollar is only a few single digit cents above ours. It wouldn't be wise for us to increase the value of our dollar as it would affect trade with all of our main partners, but we are not 100% reliant on the U.S. The U.S. has such a great debt that it will never pay it off, and I literally mean never. Canada however is only billions in debt at the moment and therefore can stand to face hard economic times if some dumbasses decide to boycott one of their biggest partners for all main industries because they club seals while that country ignorantly overlooks all of its wrong doing in EVERY aspect of life.
Also, lol@ start acting like human beings.
The U.S. has no problem releasing biochemical agents and diseases into its own subways and over entire towns. It also has no problem with killing its own people to see what happens or giving their pride and joy; the military, toxic chemicals while in combat so when they return they are sterile or produce children with disabilities.
The U.S., unlike Canada, also breaks more human rights agreements. The CIA will torture people for years even if they know they have no real reason to hold them. It's also not like they're just physically torturing them, which would be considered wrong in the first place but some people eventually become resistant. But they also torture them psychologically with loud incessant music that causes more disorders and variations of depression than most people know exist.
Yes a very small minority of Canadians do club seals, and it's an unfortunate thing. But the wrong doings performed by Americans that are not only locally but internationally wrong are far greater in number and not solely because they have a population ~ 10x greater.
Posted by: Amurrica at March 1, 2010 08:25 PM
This is very insensitive what canadians do, i agree, but you could've been a little bit more considerate of what you were saying. For your information, it isn't all canadians that are doing this, I for one am very con, I even posted up signs to stop the slaughtering. So next time, don't insult ALL candians, just the stupid ones, i mean no country is perfect. Of course Canada has its flaws, and this for one I am appualed at, bashing poor baby seals,but it's not like your country is perfect! You guys have your flaws too!And i hope you know, this right here was a VERY disrespectiful and rude paragraph. I took much offence to it, and I didn't even do anything wrong. You took that all Canadians are like this, you are wrong. I for one am not, and we do have envioromentilest groups to try and stop this madness. The facts in this were horribly true, but really did you have to mock the whole Candaian nation? That is incredibly depraved. You made me ashamed, and I hope you are too, you made yourself look like an asshole. I am sorry, but it's true.
Posted by: turmoiltwistingamy at April 27, 2010 06:31 PM
This is very insensitive what canadians do, i agree, but you could've been a little bit more considerate of what you were saying. For your information, it isn't all canadians that are doing this, I for one am very con, I even posted up signs to stop the slaughtering. So next time, don't insult ALL candians, just the stupid ones, i mean no country is perfect. Of course Canada has its flaws, and this for one I am appualed at, bashing poor baby seals,but it's not like your country is perfect! You guys have your flaws too!And i hope you know, this right here was a VERY disrespectiful and rude paragraph. I took much offence to it, and I didn't even do anything wrong. You took that all Canadians are like this, you are wrong. I for one am not, and we do have envioromentilest groups to try and stop this madness. The facts in this were horribly true, but really did you have to mock the whole Candaian nation? That is incredibly depraved. You made me ashamed, and I hope you are too, you made yourself look like an asshole. I am sorry, but it's true.
Posted by: turmoiltwistingamy at April 27, 2010 06:31 PM
This is very insensitive what canadians do, i agree, but you could've been a little bit more considerate of what you were saying. For your information, it isn't all canadians that are doing this, I for one am very con, I even posted up signs to stop the slaughtering. So next time, don't insult ALL candians, just the stupid ones, i mean no country is perfect. Of course Canada has its flaws, and this for one I am appualed at, bashing poor baby seals,but it's not like your country is perfect! You guys have your flaws too!And i hope you know, this right here was a VERY disrespectiful and rude paragraph. I took much offence to it, and I didn't even do anything wrong. You took that all Canadians are like this, you are wrong. I for one am not, and we do have envioromentilest groups to try and stop this madness. The facts in this were horribly true, but really did you have to mock the whole Candaian nation? That is incredibly depraved. You made me ashamed, and I hope you are too, you made yourself look like an asshole. I am sorry, but it's true.
Posted by: turmoiltwistingamy at April 27, 2010 06:31 PM
This is very insensitive what canadians do, i agree, but you could've been a little bit more considerate of what you were saying. For your information, it isn't all canadians that are doing this, I for one am very con, I even posted up signs to stop the slaughtering. So next time, don't insult ALL candians, just the stupid ones, i mean no country is perfect. Of course Canada has its flaws, and this for one I am appualed at, bashing poor baby seals,but it's not like your country is perfect! You guys have your flaws too!And i hope you know, this right here was a VERY disrespectiful and rude paragraph. I took much offence to it, and I didn't even do anything wrong. You took that all Canadians are like this, you are wrong. I for one am not, and we do have envioromentilest groups to try and stop this madness. The facts in this were horribly true, but really did you have to mock the whole Candaian nation? That is incredibly depraved. You made me ashamed, and I hope you are too, you made yourself look like an asshole. I am sorry, but it's true.
Posted by: turmoiltwistingamy at April 27, 2010 06:31 PM
This is very insensitive what canadians do, i agree, but you could've been a little bit more considerate of what you were saying. For your information, it isn't all canadians that are doing this, I for one am very con, I even posted up signs to stop the slaughtering. So next time, don't insult ALL candians, just the stupid ones, i mean no country is perfect. Of course Canada has its flaws, and this for one I am appualed at, bashing poor baby seals,but it's not like your country is perfect! You guys have your flaws too!And i hope you know, this right here was a VERY disrespectiful and rude paragraph. I took much offence to it, and I didn't even do anything wrong. You took that all Canadians are like this, you are wrong. I for one am not, and we do have envioromentilest groups to try and stop this madness. The facts in this were horribly true, but really did you have to mock the whole Candaian nation? That is incredibly depraved. You made me ashamed, and I hope you are too, you made yourself look like an asshole. I am sorry, but it's true.
Posted by: turmoiltwistingamy at April 27, 2010 06:31 PM
This is very insensitive what canadians do, i agree, but you could've been a little bit more considerate of what you were saying. For your information, it isn't all canadians that are doing this, I for one am very con, I even posted up signs to stop the slaughtering. So next time, don't insult ALL candians, just the stupid ones, i mean no country is perfect. Of course Canada has its flaws, and this for one I am appualed at, bashing poor baby seals,but it's not like your country is perfect! You guys have your flaws too!And i hope you know, this right here was a VERY disrespectiful and rude paragraph. I took much offence to it, and I didn't even do anything wrong. You took that all Canadians are like this, you are wrong. I for one am not, and we do have envioromentilest groups to try and stop this madness. The facts in this were horribly true, but really did you have to mock the whole Candaian nation? That is incredibly depraved. You made me ashamed, and I hope you are too, you made yourself look like an asshole. I am sorry, but it's true.
Posted by: turmoiltwistingamy at April 27, 2010 06:31 PM
This is very insensitive what canadians do, i agree, but you could've been a little bit more considerate of what you were saying. For your information, it isn't all canadians that are doing this, I for one am very con, I even posted up signs to stop the slaughtering. So next time, don't insult ALL candians, just the stupid ones, i mean no country is perfect. Of course Canada has its flaws, and this for one I am appualed at, bashing poor baby seals,but it's not like your country is perfect! You guys have your flaws too!And i hope you know, this right here was a VERY disrespectiful and rude paragraph. I took much offence to it, and I didn't even do anything wrong. You took that all Canadians are like this, you are wrong. I for one am not, and we do have envioromentilest groups to try and stop this madness. The facts in this were horribly true, but really did you have to mock the whole Candaian nation? That is incredibly depraved. You made me ashamed, and I hope you are too, you made yourself look like an asshole. I am sorry, but it's true.
Posted by: turmoiltwistingamy at April 27, 2010 06:31 PM
This is very insensitive what canadians do, i agree, but you could've been a little bit more considerate of what you were saying. For your information, it isn't all canadians that are doing this, I for one am very con, I even posted up signs to stop the slaughtering. So next time, don't insult ALL candians, just the stupid ones, i mean no country is perfect. Of course Canada has its flaws, and this for one I am appualed at, bashing poor baby seals,but it's not like your country is perfect! You guys have your flaws too!And i hope you know, this right here was a VERY disrespectiful and rude paragraph. I took much offence to it, and I didn't even do anything wrong. You took that all Canadians are like this, you are wrong. I for one am not, and we do have envioromentilest groups to try and stop this madness. The facts in this were horribly true, but really did you have to mock the whole Candaian nation? That is incredibly depraved. You made me ashamed, and I hope you are too, you made yourself look like an asshole. I am sorry, but it's true.
Posted by: turmoiltwistingamy at April 27, 2010 06:31 PM
This is very insensitive what canadians do, i agree, but you could've been a little bit more considerate of what you were saying. For your information, it isn't all canadians that are doing this, I for one am very con, I even posted up signs to stop the slaughtering. So next time, don't insult ALL candians, just the stupid ones, i mean no country is perfect. Of course Canada has its flaws, and this for one I am appualed at, bashing poor baby seals,but it's not like your country is perfect! You guys have your flaws too!And i hope you know, this right here was a VERY disrespectiful and rude paragraph. I took much offence to it, and I didn't even do anything wrong. You took that all Canadians are like this, you are wrong. I for one am not, and we do have envioromentilest groups to try and stop this madness. The facts in this were horribly true, but really did you have to mock the whole Candaian nation? That is incredibly depraved. You made me ashamed, and I hope you are too, you made yourself look like an asshole. I am sorry, but it's true.
Posted by: turmoiltwistingamy at April 27, 2010 06:31 PM
Ok. This is pathetic. You guys have no right to make fun of Canadians like this, while most of us had absolutely NOTHING to do with this. Canada is a WONDERFUL place, and if you can't get that through your thick American BRAINWASHED heads then thats your fault. But to make fun of a Nation of good people is awful. And you should be ashamed of yourself. And to hear you talk about yourselves (american's being) being the PEACE-KEEPING country, you autta look in the mirror. If it wasn't for you guys, none of this would of happened. You guys may think of us a little hillbillies of the north, but you really shouldn't be talking, cause have you ever even OPENED yours eyes and looked at whats going on in your 'precious' little country. Get real.
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Posted by: KayeSutton24 at June 11, 2011 08:23 AM
Hello all, first things first, I am a Canadian.
Second for is, my country absolutely revolts me on our standings on animal cruelty, and the preservation of animals. The seal hunt is one of the very few things that we do wrong up here for animals, and there are a lot more. We have african lion safari, a large fur district, Sea world, Whale hunts, pets can be put down with no reason other than "I don't want it" and the list goes on. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Send this link around. More people need to know how barbaric this whole shit is! it needs to stop.
Posted by: Neil at December 27, 2011 11:20 AM