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April 17, 2007
Our own KGB…………….
Oh….no joke.
Anyone who pays taxes in America…and I mean real taxes, knows that the IRS is much more like the old KGB than an American law enforcement agency.
What, you say? Law enforcement agency? Yup! That’s just what it is. The largest law enforcement agency in the United States…..and it has more teeth than the ATF and FBI combined. Don’t believe me? Well, [if you are a stupid progressive liberal democrat] why don’t you send them a postcard telling them where to go this year instead of sending them that fat check?
Are you chicken?
Or…… just smart?
Because the IRS has its own courts and rules…and honey, you are guilty until proven innocent with them. And you don’t get a free lawyer either. You are also paying for that, along with the “pleasure” of listening to some twit with a high school education [and adenoids] tell you just what she can do and you can’t. They really enjoy that part.
They also enjoy changing the rules to this sick game every five minutes.
And their reason?
Why, just because they can of course! Silly you! You thought you lived in a free country? Wrong-O!
And just how, you are asking yourself, do I know all this?
The hard way, baby. I am the “proud” owner of a cancelled check made out to the IRS for 850,000 dollars.
And the reason for this insane check?
Oh, that’s easy. We had the nerve, the raw appalling nerve to employ over 120 people, create new technology that your doctor uses almost every time he tests you for anything, something which actually improves your health and enables him to diagnose you more efficiently and accurately, and oh, yeah, we made money.
Nasty, nasty, us.
And here’s a little secret that most Americans don’t know. It doesn’t have to even be your fault for you to get completely screwed by the tax man. Nope. They can do anything they want, and that includes blaming you for their mistakes.
As in our case.
This is a direct quote from the IRS:
“We didn’t charge you enough two years ago.”
Eight more chilling words were never spoken. I would rather play a game of knives…. blindfolded……with Charles Manson than deal with an IRS agent with the IQ of a doormat and the attitude of the creepy kid that sat in the back of your high school biology class picking their nose…..ever again.
And, yes, Ms. Tightjaw…I am talking about you.
Yes….two years of their mistakes and the fines and penalties accrued like mad.
And that’s how we get to that obscene sum. Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you…that is on top of the obscene sum we had already paid. You know…… the amount they said we owed.
Haven’t you ever wondered who in the hell would want, actually want, to become an IRS agent?
Well, I can clear that up for you. Here are the qualifications: are you too rude to be working for the DMV? Are you as suspicious of your fellow human beings as a paranoid schizophrenic? Do people immediately dislike you and you want to pay them back? Then BINGO! We have the job for you!
Have you ever noticed that the only people that say we aren’t paying enough in taxes are the super wealthy [because they can hide their money in tax shelters….think Kennedy and Gates here] or the democrats in office [because they are parasites by nature] and, of course, the not-very-bright…..have you noticed this?
We are double and triple taxed every time we turn around.
Every year at this time I wish [okay just for a second] that I were a stripper, drug dealer, or bum…they don’t pay taxes like the rest of us.
And who said crime didn’t pay?
It certainly wasn’t our government.
So this year I would like to make a suggestion for the tax code “people”….start putting a H-U-G-E tax on BOTOX.
It’s the only thing that will save us from the biggest idiot of them all….Nancy “tax the people into submission” Pelosi.
And in the mean time….people should probably not talk to me for at least a week……I will be very, very crabby for awhile.
It happens every year at this time…..when I remember our own, very personal experience with the IRS.
What this country really needs is a national sales tax. A tax that is fair and doesn’t punish people for saving money, growing old, or working hard. You want my vote in the next presidential election?
NATIONAL SALES TAX
Because the way the tax system is set up now it would actually pay to be a dead beat that never worked, and is that really the American way?.
I don't think so....................
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