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June 21, 2008
As A Typical White Person...........
....it's about time I introduced the Blog Dog....or as she prefers to be called The Typical White Dog......
I thought it was way past time that everyone was introduced to my sidekick and "assistant"....although, the "assisting" she does often is not appreciated by the staff here all that much...in other words ME.
Some of the assisting has included, but is not limited to, eating my glasses,typing on the laptop...which is like having a fat lady in high heels dance all over it, and sleeping on all my notes...you get the picture, and it isn't good.
So, not only is she the world's most perfect pet for all of us Typical White People, she is also the perfect dog for us admitted Islamophobics...although I am loathe to use the word phobic since it means fearing something irrationally....and there is nothing irrational about despising jihadists is there?
And there is an added bonus .......she is a dog but she also looks rather porcine......it's a win win....as we all know how our Muslim "friends" feel about both dogs and pigs..............
You can probably also gather from the look on her face that, just like her human counterparts "The Typical White People" she isn't even remotely amused by Barack Hussein Obama............
Her name is Tater.....that's short for "Tater Salad" for you Ron White fans......
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