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August 27, 2009
Some Things Never Change.....
Ted Kennedy goes to Hell [oh, please...you are surprised by this?] and Satan asks him if he wants to burn or be reincarnated. Naturally, Teddy says "reincarnation, please" and Satan warns him [he's a bro you know?] that reincarnation may not be all it's cracked up to be by saying "You might be surprised by what you come back as...."
But Teddy stands firm and goes for reincarnation and damn if Satan wasn't surprised as hell; nothing could slow old Teddy down or change his ways....not even being turned into a banana.
Picture swiped, quite shamelessly, from The Hostages.
Posted by ChristmasGhost at August 27, 2009 01:59 PM
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STOP IT! I had not yet quit laughing at the last post - now my sides hurt. I am sure that this scenario would actually be one of his fantasies! Oh what will Mass. do without royalty representing them?
Posted by: BeenWaitin at August 27, 2009 04:49 PM
Stop it? Make me....heh heh heh
What will Mass. do now? I dunno, maybe they'll have to stop acting like the MASS GRAVE of democracy and join America again......
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at August 27, 2009 05:04 PM
The Kennedys were a disgrace. Did you hear that Teddy's wife actually said she wasn't "interested" in his seat? Well, that was awfully swell of her.
They act as if the seat could just be given to her if she had wanted it; like it was the permanent Kennedy senatorial seat.
As you said in your previous post:good riddance!
Posted by: Blanche at August 27, 2009 07:21 PM
No way was Thankfully Dead Ted that well endowed. I refuse to believe it. Sorry.
Posted by: TFMo at August 29, 2009 12:52 AM
TFMo...you have good point. He did have wee little hands for his size...and we women know what that means!LOL.
Posted by: christmasghost at August 29, 2009 12:46 PM
Holy crap! You're a chick! *laughs* Chalk one up for gender hubris, I guess. I thought you were a dude!
Wee little hands...I guess it means...he doesn't buy the big burgers at Burger King?
Posted by: TFMo at August 29, 2009 03:38 PM
I, of course, have freakishly huge hands, making even the Whataburger triple meat triple cheese triple bacon deluxe Coronary-In-A-Cardboard-Box Burger looks like a Tylenol caplet in my massive, awe-inspiring grasp.
Posted by: TFMo at August 29, 2009 03:47 PM
TFMo..."Holy crap! You're a chick!"
Ah yes....why does everyone think I am a dude? Be careful how you answer that!
My favorite was when I was talking to people at the WA. state capitol and a state trooper was standing nearby with his ear hanging out and after a couple of minutes he came over and asked me if I was "christmasghost".
I said "Ummm....yeah???" And he grabbed my hand in his big paw [and you know what that means! heh]and said "I can't believe you are a girl...wait till I tell the guys.... we all thought you were a big guy.A really BIG guy. We all read everything you write and love it...keep up the good work." then he furtively glanced around to make sure no one had heard him. LOL.
"I, of course, have freakishly huge hands, making even the Whataburger triple meat triple cheese triple bacon deluxe Coronary-In-A-Cardboard-Box Burger looks like a Tylenol caplet in my massive, awe-inspiring grasp.'
Okay...this made me laugh my ass off.If you answer the super secret question correctly YOU ARE IN!
Posted by: christmasghost at August 29, 2009 04:30 PM
I assume the super secret question is why do people think you're a dude?
I can't speak for others, but given my time on the internet, I automatically assume that everyone on the chats is a big sweaty forty-year-old in his mom's basement, surrounded by Sailor Moon porn paraphernalia...ESPECIALLY if they claim to be female.
Maybe I just went to too many weird chat sites?
Posted by: TFMo at August 29, 2009 04:41 PM
Naw, you boob...check your email.
And yes, you have definitely been to too many weird chat sites....sailor moon indeed.
Posted by: christmasghost at August 29, 2009 04:46 PM
Ahhh...already answered that one, actually. Check YOUR email!
Boob, indeed!
Posted by: TFMo at August 29, 2009 04:53 PM