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December 04, 2009

Why So Serious?

Hello, dear friends. Yes, I'm still alive; I managed to not eat myself into a coma this past Thanksgiving (though tempting), and I have managed to not repeatedly bash my skull into a wall or commit multiple homicides over the utter stupidity going on in the world right now.

I figured that, after so many cartoonmentaries, it was time to once again mount my keyboard pony and ride.

Okay, that sounds weird. Scratch that, put it out of your mind. There is bleach if you need it.

Actually, the main reason I'm typing instead of drawing is the simple fact that I can't top the punchlines being offered in the news. There's only so much funny to be had, you know, and our so-called leaders have been polishing their stand-up, it seems.

Cloward/Piven strategy calls for overloading the system, and our so-called leaders are certainly doing that now; not only with shot-gun-to-the-face legislation but adding a constant barrage of news, making it impossible to focus on any one thing, and increasing the chance that something pretty significant is going to slip by unnoticed.

Not to mention making it nearly impossible for makers of Teh Funneh to latch on to a story, poke fun at it, then move along.

So here I am, writing again. And because there is just so damn much to go through, I'm having to put it in alphabetical order.

Afghanistan. Remember way back in the day, years and years ago this past year, when Obama said that A-stan was the good war? Remember when he hand-picked Gen. McChrystal to go over there, assess the situation, and tell him what was needed? Remember when McChrystal did that, then Obama ignored him for nearly three months? Remember how McChrystal said he needed 60K troops, 40K at the BAREST minimum as soon as possible, then Obama, after months of ho-humming, decided to trickle him 30K? Remember that? Ahhh, memories...a word of advice, MISTER PRESIDENT: when all your enemies are laughing at you, when your allies are ready to throttle you, and you have MICHAEL MOORE calling you a pussy, then maybe it's time to realize YOU HAVE SCREWED UP. Stop using our troops as political pawns, stop sucking up to the enemy, and start DOING YOUR DAMN JOB, JACKASS. We had a saying back when I was but a wee lad; SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT. If you are sincere about winning this war (has Obama ever actually SAID anything about winning the war? I must have been dozing) then send our troops whatever the hell they ask for, then DOUBLE IT. I've always been a firm believer that there is no such thing as overkill. There is only just-enough-kill, or not-enough-kill. If you aren't serious about winning this thing, then withdraw. You won't look any more like a tool and a coward than you already do, and our soldiers won't have to risk their lives for the sake of your PR.

LINKS:
John Hawkins
Moonbattery
Hot Air

ClimateGate. Pardon me whilst I clean up all the coffee that just shot out my nose as I laugh. Thousands of e-mails (either hacked or legally obtained, there's arguments for both) stating in plain English that some of THE most prominent "scientists" that have been pushing the AGW agenda INTENTIONALLY faked data when it was discovered that their theory didn't hold water. Said e-mails also describe how these same slugs sought to "redefine" peer review and squash the publication of any and all dissent. Babs Boxer, D-CA, has stated that she is far more interested in investigating the possibility that these mails were hacked, rather that investigating the fact, as per their own words, that these hacks have been perpetuating a fraud that has cost billions and stands to cost hundreds of trillions. Priorities, MA'AM. The Left is scrambling to cover for these douchenozzles, trying to make the story about ANYTHING but the story, insisting that we trust the scientists and trust the data, even though both have been found untrustworthy, and of course, our Fearless Leader has once again flipped and will be going to Copenhagen, in hopes of signing over our sovereignty. And the hits keep coming; ClimateGate appears to include Czar John Holdren and NASA as well. And the left-tards still seem clueless.

LINKS:
Watt's Up With That
Michelle Malkin
Washington Times

HOPERcare. Shoving a vote through at 8pm on a Saturday...there's your transparency; I think it's pretty obvious to everyone what they're doing. One idiot troll on our friend Teach's site actually asked how the new $400 BILLION in cuts to Medicare is going to give less service at a lower quality for seniors. AARP is actually backing this now, which only goes to prove what many have said over the years: AARP does NOT represent senior citizens. It merely takes money from them to push their own agenda, the needs of the elderly be damned. The Left has also backpedaled on mammograms. Earlier this year, we were told OH GOD YOU HAVE TO GET A MAMMOGRAM NOW! THE SOONER THE BETTER!! A few months later, it was Eh, not so much. You can wait 'til you're fifty. As I recall, Obama was a big, big fan of preventative care; he and his comrades used that talking point quite a bit in the early days of HOPERcare. You'd think they'd be nicer to boobs, considering that's what these people are acting like. And of course, NO ONE has been able to successfully explain how adding several MILLION people to an already-bogged medical system with no provisions for more healthcare providers in an economy that can best be described as HOLY CRAP is going to help matters. And aren't we all pleased as punch to know that Mary Landrieu can be bought and sold? At least she's admitted it.

LINKS:
Ace Of Spades
Right Wing News
Pirate's Cove

Islamoconquest: Klaven on the Culture has an EXCELLENT assessment of this, and of course the ever-lovely Pam Geller continues her quest to give every ignorant appeaser a nice cold slap of reality about the dangers this hopped-up death cult poses to every man, woman, and child on Earth. Her determination in getting the Rifqa Bary story out sets a very high bar for the rest of us in Blogland.

LINKS:
Klaven On The Culture
Atlas Shrugs
Rifqa Bary

Mad King Chuckie Abandons The Right!
Uhhhh...when was he ever Right? Back in the day, he came out against Islamic terrorism...right after 9-11...when EVERYONE was against Islamic terrorism. Anonymous sources also claim that he came out against paper-cuts, but we haven't been able to confirm. And as time progressed, it appears he was more interested in a) getting attention, and b) bashing religion. Our buddy RS McCain has a great article regarding this "shocker." Amusingly enough, it's encouraged other non-Right Right-wingers like Andy Sullivan to leave the Right as well...yes, Andy Sullivan, pot-head and Trig-Truther, has abandoned the Right. You know how a team will have the ONE player that just absolutely sucks and causes problems for the rest of the team, then he leaves (either voluntarily or by force) and the team suddenly improves? Yeah, kinda like that. Andy, Chuckie, not only will you NOT be missed, most of us didn't think you were here to begin with.

LINKS:
The Other McCain
Dennis the Peasant
Jawa Report

And of course, there is more, and I'm not bothering to link these.
Huckabee's idiotic clemency policy costs four policemen their lives and Huckabee's 2012 run.
Jesse Jackson says if you aren't supporting HOPERcare, then you can't call yourself a black man.
Three Secret Service agents scapegoated in GatecrasherGate.
ACORN probably about to start receiving taxpayer funds again while Dems STILL refuse to investigate.
Stimulus funds going to non-existent districts.
Unemployment still in double digits.
Economy still in the crapper.
Iran still full-steam-ahead on getting nukes.
The Dems and the MSM still insist that the Fort Hood terrorist attack had nothing to do with terrorism.
Tiger Woods wrecks his car, caught cheating on his supermodel...you know what? Screw Tiger Woods. I hate golf. If he's stupid enough to cheat on his ridiculously hot wife, then he deserves the highest penalty we can give a celebrity: ignoring the dumbass.

And on and on and on. Most of this is just in the past two weeks, some in just the past few days. I'm going to try...note: TRY. No promises...to do a sort of mini-Linkiest every week, highlighting the stuff you really need to look at. I'll be posting this on JBYP, probably as a sidebar feature, but you'll still get my rants and doodles on Christmas Ghost, as always.

And as always, Crossposted at JBYP

Posted by TFMo at December 4, 2009 07:46 PM

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Comments

Glad you're back and ok, and of course, head on about everything you've posted on.

Can't forget about that train wreck for safe school's czar and his porn reading list. Have you read any of that crap that's posted on http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/ ?

I am now thoroughly convinced that there is NOT ONE decent politician in DC who will stand up against the "one" and his darklings. How, and why the hell, didn't anyone vett any of his handpicked strokers is unfathomable?

Posted by: hoss at December 5, 2009 05:59 AM

Personally, I think these scumbags were vetted; it is less important to this administration any beliefs or past associations a candidate might have in light of whether or not they will push their socialist agenda.

Posted by: TFMo at December 5, 2009 08:35 AM

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