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May 30, 2010
Lil' Obama 5-30-10
Kinda says it all, really...and the quote, for those of you NOT older than dirt, is Bill Murray, from the movie Caddyshack. If you haven't seen it, then your life is a sad, meaningless thing, for which I pity you.
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May 27, 2010
SB1070
Mo's got this neat headset, got a microphone on it and everything. It's pretty cool. So I decided to try it out by reading the ENTIRE SB 1070 bill from Arizona.
I do weird things like that sometimes, just for kicks.
So what the heck, I posted it on JBYP! If you like, you can read along from the bill itself.
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May 23, 2010
Lil' Obama 5-23-10
Reason # #498752 why I LOVE Texas!!
This will hopefully become a good trend. I can't think of one single union that even leans right on accident, let alone donates almost exclusively to Conservative candidates. Not saying they aren't out there, just that I can't recall one.
Once upon a time, unions were a good thing. They made sure that a guy working an extra 50 hours overtime got paid for it. They made sure that if you got hurt while doing your job, the company has to help make it right. Now we have laws that guarantee that a worker can not be threatened or exploited.
Now it's the Union's job to do that. Unions have been attacking Wal-Mart for years, trying to force their way in. Wal-Mart refused, as is their right; it's their company. Then there is the Card Check thing, which would end private ballots in union elections...so the thugs will know EXACTLY who to go after. Unions did more to kill the US auto industry than any foreign competitor ever dreamed of, and it was the union leaders that made out like bandits when Obama pillaged GM and Chrysler. Thanks to teachers' unions, there are dozens of teachers who should have been fired, from incompetence to charges of sexual misconduct with minors, the unions in New York have made it so no teacher can be fired for ANY reason. So instead, they sit in a little room every day, doing crossword puzzles, reading, writing, looking for other jobs, while still drawing a paycheck. Unions also keep merit-based pay from coming about; are you Teacher of the Year, with 100% of your students passing with straight A's WITHOUT CHEATING, able to turn Jethro Bodines into Stephen Hawkings in one semester? Well too bad; you aren't getting paid any better than the dipstick down the hall who constantly calls in sick, lets their students wander the campus, and probably has less knowledge of their chosen field of study than half the kids in his/her class. As a matter of fact, if the deadbeat has been working at that school longer than you, then s/he is probably getting paid MORE.
Unions suxx. Nuff said. K THX BAI!
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May 21, 2010
Call For Calm
We are at a very crucial point in our nation's history, Dear Reader. You've heard that said more than once in the past year, I'm sure, but you may not realize just how thin a line we tread. I hope to adequately explain exactly where we stand, what it means to all of us, as a nation, and what must be done between now and the November elections.
Martial Law is a power granted to the President. In a time of great emergency it can be employed to facilitate necessary action; rather than be discussed for days and weeks, the President is given the power, coupled with his command of the Military, the ability to make immediate decisions to achieve immediate results. Negatively, the President wields supreme power; there is little anyone can do to blunt his will and there is little he can not do. He ceases to be an elected official and becomes, for lack of a better term, a dictator.
In January 2010, President Obama signed an Executive Order, establishing a “Board of Governors” in the event of a national emergency. Reading this proclamation, one can not help but picture Obama as king, and these ten Governors as lords over their fiefdoms. All people mentioned in this bill are appointed, not elected. These Governors must answer to Co-Chairs, also appointed by Obama, and they in turn answer to various cabinet members, again, appointed by Obama. The American people will have only as much say as Obama wishes to grant them, in his mercy.
Another aspect of Martial Law is the suspension of all elections, further denying the average citizen any say whatsoever in the doings of our government. Should Obama choose to completely remove the Constitution, there is no one to stop him, nor any means to remove him from office, short of his willingness to step down, or his death.
All the pieces are in place. He only needs an excuse.
Unless you've been living in a cave for the past year, you've no doubt noticed a few very disturbing trends. We have a President openly mocking and insulting a large swath of the American people. We have a Speaker of the House calling us Nazis. We have various politicians calling us racist if we dare to disagree with anything the President does or says. We have a complicit media, faithfully attacking the average citizen for the crime of exercising their First Amendment rights. We have the head of the Department of Homeland Security sending out memos that label such people as potential terrorists. We have Left-wing radicals seeking to infiltrate Tea Party rallies in hopes of framing the Partiers with outrageous statements and behavior. We have bills and legislation being passed in open defiance of the will of the people, and in direct conflict with the Constitution and our Bill of Rights.
If it seems like the Left is trying to pick a fight, you are absolutely correct. There is no other logical conclusion; they wish to provoke we on the Right. To what end? To violence and illegal activity. They want, they desperately need the Tea Party to act out. THIS is the excuse Obama is looking for to lower the boom on our nation.
We must be extremely careful with out Tea Party Rallies. One of the likeliest sources of trouble comes from the infiltrators. At the Tax Day Rallies, we did a very effective job of singling these people out and nullifying their threat. Do not, for one second, believe that they are finished, or that they will be so easily put aside.
We must check EVERY sign that comes to the rally. This is a daunting task, nearly impossible, but absolutely vital. If an infiltrator is spotted in the field, we must form a human wall between that person and any camera. Lock arms and surround him, with your backs to him. Obscure his sign with your own, and drown out his voice with your own.
If one of our number appears to be getting a little too agitated, you must take it upon yourself to counsel him to calm. Explain to him what is at stake, as I have detailed here. Offer him a bottle of water, recite Scripture to him, do whatever you can to diffuse the situation as quickly as possible.
If you are bringing a sign, please use a peaceful message. Pictures depicting the President as Hitler and the like are not going to help. We need a positive message. One suggested to me is “Our HOPE is our CONSTITUTION.” If you can not think of a positive message, then I respectfully suggest a simple American Flag. There are few things more inspiring.
I understand, Dear Reader. You are angry and fearful, you don't know what tomorrow will bring, but if today and yesterday are any indicator, it's going to be worse. We have lost jobs, savings, income, homes, security, and prosperity. Our nation is polarized as greatly as we were in the Civil War, perhaps more so. The government has us neatly boxed in; if we do nothing, they win. If we continue as we have, we're ignored and they win. If we intensify our protests and begin acts of civil disobedience, Obama declares Martial Law, and they win. We are frustrated, and the walls are closing in.
It is time to think outside the box.
What is the one unifying trait of every politician, particularly of Obama and his supporters?
Ego.
These people are trained to deal with angry crowds. They can handle boos and hisses and shouts of rage without batting an eye. But there is one thing they can not stand, can not allow, and can not fight against without looking like fools: ridicule.
Imagine Nancy Pelosi, or Harry Reid, or Barney Frank, or even the President himself, facing a massive crowd of people that are laughing at every word uttered. Think about this, Dear Reader, and you will realize it too, that these people DEMAND that you take them seriously. To laugh at them is the gravest insult you can give them, and one that can not be construed as violent. With this one action, you can throw our opposition off their game and forestall Obama's desire to declare Martial Law.
We must buy ourselves time, Dear Reader. We must stall this government until Election Day. Our opponents will seize on even the flimsiest excuse to strip us of our Constitution and our freedoms. We must not give them that opportunity. We must maintain calm at our rallies, we must further nullify the threat of the infiltrators, and we absolutely must ensure that we retain the ability to vote the enemies of our Constitution out of office in November. The stakes have never been higher, nor has the deck been so thoroughly stacked against us. We must persevere, we WILL overcome.
I thank you for your time.
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May 19, 2010
Lil' Obama 5-20-10 NSFW
You are warned: today's strip is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. If you are reading this somewhere that you could be fired, or if you are easily offended, DO NOT CONTINUE.
Near the end of April 2010, Matt Parker and Trey Stone, the creators of South Park, celebrated their 200th episode. In it, the focused on the fact that no one is allowed to make fun of the Islam Prophet, Muhammad. Several people wanted this power for themselves, so they demanded Muhammad be turned over to them. But because ANY depiction of Muhammad is considered blasphemy in Islam, punishable by death, Muhammad had to be dressed in a bear suit, from head to toe, to prevent anyone from seeing him.
Apparently certain members of the Muslim community took exception to even AVOIDING showing their Prophet, and issued death threats to Parker and Stone. Just to drive the threat home, they included a picture of Theo Van Gogh, who was murdered by Muslims for similarly "insulting" Islam. Comedy Central, where the show is aired, buckled to the threats and inserted CENSORED signs and, in the second half of the two-parter, bleeped out Muhammad's name, and even the closing monologue, where they discussed the foolishness of caving into the demands of cowardly thugs.
Yes, this happened in our country, the United States of America, where our First Right is that of the Freedom of Speech.
I personally watched both episodes. Muhammad was not insulted, in fact, he was one of the only people on the show that wasn't. Jesus was accused of being addicted to internet porn, and the Buddha was shown snorting cocaine at least once. Furthermore, this was not even the first time Muhammad was featured in South Park episode; several years ago he was in the Super Best Friends episode. At no time was he insulted or depicted in an insulting way. He was one of the good guys and helped save the day. There was no outcry from the Muslim community, not even from the terrorists, in response to that episode.
In response to this threat, and to the cowardice of Comedy Central, many people on Facebook decided to organize an Everybody Draw Muhammad Day, for May 20th. As of this writing, there are more than 50,000 people worldwide participating. We do so on the premise that while Muslim extremists are so very brave threatening one artist here and there, en mass, they will be powerless against so many more people drawing pictures of Muhammad all at once. It is also to point out the utter hypocrisy of a group that routinely murders any one who so much as disagrees with them, to claim victimhood when someone draws a picture.
We have the freedom of speech, simply by being born. Other countries may suppress this right, but they can not, while a single human being lives, remove it. Here in the US, we exercise that right. Sometimes what is being said is something you don't agree with. Sometimes it is offensive. But if we allow one group to shut down one aspect of this freedom, it will be far easier for someone else to shut down another part, and another, and another, until that freedom is forgotten.
You may question why I chose to not only depict Muhammad, but to do so in an insulting manner, particularly in the second panel. I certainly hope you all found it extremely offensive. It offends me as well; not my drawing of it, or the words I chose, but because these things I wrote in this panel, of Muhammad asking if it would be okay to murder, rape, steal, and molest children, are all things Muhammad did, according to history and the various holy books of Islam. He did commit murder and rape; not always by his own hand, but he is still guilty of these things. He was a thief, given to banditry. And he married a girl named Aisha when she was SIX years old, and consummated that marriage when she turned NINE.
By all means, be offended...but not because I simply told the truth. Be offended that THIS is the spiritual leader of the people we are currently at war with. In this scum's name, over three thousand people were murdered one Tuesday morning in September. I'm very offended by that. This religion practices female circumcision, a ghastly practice whose only purpose is to keep women from experiencing full sexual stimulation, to keep them docile and avoid cheating on their husbands. This offends me, and should offend every woman on the planet. This religion allows pedophilia, as this was practiced and encouraged by their Prophet. This GREATLY offends me, and should offend any sentient being on Earth. There are hundreds of aspects of this religion that are offensive to any sane person.
So Muslims are offended by a CARTOON? Tell you what. Stop acting like rabid dogs, and I'll no longer have a reason to offend you.
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May 15, 2010
Lil' Obama 5-16-10
Have you ever noticed that when ever these Leftists insist that we, as a nation, simply MUST do something ridiculously insane and expensive, it's never with THEIR time, money, or resources?
Morons like Couric insist that we keep the illegals, treat them with kid gloves, don't look crossways at them as they systematically screw up our country...and yet the only involvement they will have with them is as hired slaves?
This is the Party of Do As I Say, Not As I Do. YOU accept these illegals, YOU pay for them, YOU sacrifice your child's education for their kids, YOU pay higher taxes to cover them, YOU pay higher medical costs to make out for the dine-and-dashers at the emergency rooms, YOU shell out extra to put people who are not citizens of this country on welfare.
Oh, the horror; the very idea of a police officer pulling over a speeder and asking for ID. I haven't been pulled over too often (not NEARLY as often as I should) but every single time, and in every state it's happened, the first thing out of the officer's mouth is “License and Insurance, please.”
If the guy doesn't provide ID and has a foreign accent, the police officer can now ask “Are you in this country legally?” (Psst...if the guy is lily-white and has a French accent, HE GETS ASKED). Police are also allowed to demand ID of the passengers in the vehicle as well; I've had this happen to me a few times. If those guys start speaking a foreign language or with a heavy accent, and aren't providing ID, then GASP! It's possible that they aren't from here! And if they aren't from here, DOUBLE GASP! They might possibly be here illegally! DUH!!!
And don't be fooled, this has NOTHING to do with race; that's just the Left's default setting when they can't put forth a legitimate argument. Free advice: the next time one of these dipsticks calls you a racist for supporting Arizona's new immigration laws, just smile at them, pat them on the head if they are in arms' reach, look them in the eye, and say “I promise you, on my very soul, that if we ever have 20 million blond-haired, blue-eyed Norwegians invading our country, bringing drug wars across our borders, causing high-speed chases, stealing identities, sucking up tax revenue without paying into the system, demanding we all accommodate their language, forcing our schools to dumb down their curriculum, spitting on our laws and our flag, insisting that we should hand a third of the country over to them, increasing gang activity, and driving the murder, rape, and theft rates through the roof, they too will be subject to these immigration laws.”
It's EVERYWHERE!!!
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May 11, 2010
Lil' Obama 5-12-10
Absolutely delighted to be posting on United We Stand For Americans! I will of course, still be posting on JBYP and Christmas Ghost, but I do hope you'll still check out all the sites; there's a slew of incredible talent on UWSFA, and of course Christmas Ghost is the only place you get the Ghost Herself!
As I always try to do with these strips, there is at least a small grain of truth there. In this case, I think it's dead-on.
Consider all that's been happening. Obama and the Dems, from the White House down to the Out House (CNN and MSNBC), doesn't it seem like these guys are trying to pick a fight with us? Egging us on with more and more outrageous slander and insane legislation? Calling us racists and Nazis, accusing us of wanting the Times Square Bomber to have succeeded, just to make Obama look bad?
You REALLY think that's an accident, folks?
This past January, Obama removed the final impediment, the last thing that could stop him from declaring martial law. One group of Tea Partiers gets out of control, and the hammer comes down. Not so he can shut us up, oh no. That's an added benefit, but not even close to the real reason he wants to this.
When the President declares martial law, ALL ELECTIONS ARE SUSPENDED.
Friends, fellow Tea Partiers, fellow Conservatives, please DO NOT LET HIM GOAD YOU. Give our Commie In Chief NO EXCUSE to make this declaration. I know you're all angry and getting angrier by the minute, and I can promise you this, it's going to get a LOT worse between now and November.
You want to know how to thwart these jackals and NOT lose the last shreds of our freedom?
LAUGH.
Don't boo these people. Don't shout. Don't raise your fists and start popping that vein in your forehead.
Laugh at them. They don't expect it, they have nothing they can do about it, and no way can they call it violent. They're trained to deal with angry people and with boos and heckles...but see how they react when they're up at their little podiums, calling you Nazis and Teabaggers and racists...and a thousand people just start laughing their asses off.
Keep a happy thought, y'all!
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May 01, 2010
Jack's Total Lack of a Cartoon: Tea-bag THIS.
This is VERY NSFW. I use a lot of offensive terms in this article; not as offensive but to point them out. If you are offended by this article then you have either don't understand what this article is about, or you are creating faux outrage. I've done my best for the former, and tried to explain this in a very detailed way. For the latter, well, you can go screw yourself.
It truly cracks me up to hear the losers on the left calling us Tea-baggers. And it's kind of disheartening that no one on the right has picked up that the party that claims to champion the rights of the gay community is essentially running around, calling people “fags.”
Tea-bagging is a type of oral sex, then one person straddles and squats over the face of another person, then proceeds to dip his testicles into the second person's mouth.
There can be no question that person 1 is male, what with the whole testicle-having-thing. He is both dominant (standing over the other person) and recipient (the person receiving sexual stimulation). Of the two possible people in this scenario, it doesn't take a huge leap of logic to determine which position is the most enviable.
Wherein lies the funny part of all this. Being in the dominant position is hardly an insult; it's the same philosophy behind the term “cock-sucker” instead of “guy getting his cock sucked.” If the people calling us “Tea-baggers” are equating us with the dominant receiver, then their insult is unbelievably weak. And given that the Left tends to have more homosexuals and more diverse knowledge of various sexual techniques, I think it safe to assume that they know this.
So logic would indicate that the insult lies in the submissive-giving position; person B. This position is ripe for insult; they are under the man, getting testicles dipped into their mouth...and there is no gender requirement...only a male can be in position 1, but position 2 can be male or female.
The Left's default stereotype of the Right is Male; The Man, rich old white men, the all-boys club, the old-boys network, the Patriarch, the Patrician, the red-neck cowboy, and on and on. Again, it's not a stretch to say that when the Left speaks of us, they are speaking to a male-form embodiment. Thus it can be concluded that when they call us Tea-baggers, they are equating us with a man getting testicles dipped into his mouth; ie a homosexual, ie “fags.”
One should wonder at this revelation and how the gay community feels about it. I would think that the gay community doesn't like their lifestyle choice being used as an epithet. Perhaps they bandy the word about amongst themselves, much like some in the black community refer to one another as “nigger,” but woe betide anyone NOT of that group using the phrase; randomly pick any of the top ten rap artists. Chances are extremely high that that person uses that word in one of his or her songs. But should a white person use that word (even now, I am sure a black person reading this article is not happy with me for using the term, even in the fully neutral context) and there are riots and protests and boycotts.
Simply put, the Left has found a stealthy way of calling people “fags” without inciting the ire of the gay community. In that they have done this, they show that they have little care for the gay community; they are a useful tool, to be used as any other tool towards a purpose and discarded when that use is done.
DO NOT LET THEM.
If you know a gay person (and chances are you do), point this out to them. Let them see what the party they believe supports them really thinks of them.
And if you know a liberal/Democrat/socialist/progressive/anyone else who uses this derogatory term, ask them “Why do you hate gay people so much?”
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