It truly cracks me up to hear the losers on the left calling us Tea-baggers. And it's kind of disheartening that no one on the right has picked up that the party that claims to champion the rights of the gay community is essentially running around, calling people “fags.”

Tea-bagging is a type of oral sex, then one person straddles and squats over the face of another person, then proceeds to dip his testicles into the second person's mouth.

There can be no question that person 1 is male, what with the whole testicle-having-thing. He is both dominant (standing over the other person) and recipient (the person receiving sexual stimulation). Of the two possible people in this scenario, it doesn't take a huge leap of logic to determine which position is the most enviable.

Wherein lies the funny part of all this. Being in the dominant position is hardly an insult; it's the same philosophy behind the term “cock-sucker” instead of “guy getting his cock sucked.” If the people calling us “Tea-baggers” are equating us with the dominant receiver, then their insult is unbelievably weak. And given that the Left tends to have more homosexuals and more diverse knowledge of various sexual techniques, I think it safe to assume that they know this.

So logic would indicate that the insult lies in the submissive-giving position; person B. This position is ripe for insult; they are under the man, getting testicles dipped into their mouth...and there is no gender requirement...only a male can be in position 1, but position 2 can be male or female.

The Left's default stereotype of the Right is Male; The Man, rich old white men, the all-boys club, the old-boys network, the Patriarch, the Patrician, the red-neck cowboy, and on and on. Again, it's not a stretch to say that when the Left speaks of us, they are speaking to a male-form embodiment. Thus it can be concluded that when they call us Tea-baggers, they are equating us with a man getting testicles dipped into his mouth; ie a homosexual, ie “fags.”

One should wonder at this revelation and how the gay community feels about it. I would think that the gay community doesn't like their lifestyle choice being used as an epithet. Perhaps they bandy the word about amongst themselves, much like some in the black community refer to one another as “nigger,” but woe betide anyone NOT of that group using the phrase; randomly pick any of the top ten rap artists. Chances are extremely high that that person uses that word in one of his or her songs. But should a white person use that word (even now, I am sure a black person reading this article is not happy with me for using the term, even in the fully neutral context) and there are riots and protests and boycotts.

Simply put, the Left has found a stealthy way of calling people “fags” without inciting the ire of the gay community. In that they have done this, they show that they have little care for the gay community; they are a useful tool, to be used as any other tool towards a purpose and discarded when that use is done.

DO NOT LET THEM.

If you know a gay person (and chances are you do), point this out to them. Let them see what the party they believe supports them really thinks of them.

And if you know a liberal/Democrat/socialist/progressive/anyone else who uses this derogatory term, ask them “Why do you hate gay people so much?”