Back, after a long hiatus! No fixed schedule for this, I'm just gonna bust 'em out as I come up with 'em! Hope you enjoy it!

Meanwhile, have you heard that I'm doing an internet radio show now?

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Sorry for the delay!!

Sic semper tyrannis-thus always to tyrants.

Yep, as it turns out, Judge Too-Sexy-For-The-Law Bolton had absolutely no business hearing the SB 1070 case. The Constitution is pretty darn clear, this sort of thing can ONLY be heard by the Supreme Court. And as I recall, the SCOTUS already made a ruling on this sort of thing...in the state's favor.

Article III, Sec. 2, clause 2 says:

In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction…

Also bear in mind Article IV, Sec. 4:

The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.

Article IV, Sec. 4, requires the federal government to protect each and every State against invasion. Not only is the Regime refusing to perform this specific Constitutional duty - it seeks to prohibit the State of Arizona from defending itself! This is a DIRECT violation of the Constitution, which forced Arizona to pass laws to protect itself, which it is Constitutionally allowed to do under Article 1, Sec. 10:

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.

Certainly sounds like what's happening on our border to me, kids.

Well, Governor Brewer has a very easy way through this. All she has to do is file a Petition For Removal with Bolton, since Bolton is not Constitutionally authorized to touch this case. If Bolton refuses, then Brewer can file a Petition For a Writ of Mandamus with the Supreme Court, requesting that they ORDER Bolton to transfer this case to the SCOTUS.

Filing a Writ of Pure AWESOME!
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Okay, so when he first moved into the White House, he had a cook from his favorite pizza place in Chicago FLOWN OUT to the White House for ONE NIGHT. He's taken EIGHT vacations in the 22 months he's been "President," not including his little "date nights." And most recently, he had his DOG FLOWN OUT TO HIM on his latest vacation.

All on OUR DIME.

Man, this guy sucks. This goes beyond mere elitism...this is an utter disdain for anything other than his royal whims.

Sic semper tyrannis.
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So what's going on? Well, I was SUPPOSED to go to my very first political meet-up yesterday, with the Greater Dallas Republicans...had a nice set of close set out, business cards printed out, shaved, everything all spiffy...but alas, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, and this was no exception. Apologies.

Last Wednesday's JBYP Radio show was a big hit, THIRTY listeners! That quadrupled my previous record, so I'm pretty darn stoked about that...HUGE thanks again to my friend Tish Goff, the interview with her was spectacular! I've been getting a ton of messages about it, people wanting to hear more. Tish promised to let me know when anything new developed, so soon as I know something, YOU will hear it too!

There's a movement on Facebook that's been making the rounds of the last couple of days, brought on by New Black Panthers scumbags King Samir and Malik Shabazz...where they call for the DEATHS of "Crackers", meaning white folks. Samir is the dreadlocked piece of crap that stood outside a Philly voting location in 2008, brandishing a billy club, spewing his racial hatred, and intimidating voters...and even though indictments were won against these creeps, the case itself WAS WON, Attorney General Eric Holder DROPPED THE CHARGES.

So we on Facebook decided to poke a little fun at all this, calling ourselves crackers of different varieties, and made a few group pages...which Facebook began deleting on the claim that WE were engaging in racist/hate speech.

So I sent out this post, which I will be using in Wednesday's upcoming show:

Facebook has been deleting pages like this...it's remarkable how quickly they've swooped down on US, and yet REAL hate-mongers like King Samir, the New Black Panthers, La Raza, Nation of Islam, CAIR, and so many, many others are STILL HERE, despite all the times they've been reported.

Rise above it. Be part of the solution, not part of the problem.

So you get that little sneak preview! Be sure and tune in for the show, as I cover this, the New Black Panthers, Racism, Democrat Race-baiting, and the Hypocrisy of Political Correctness. There WILL BE FUNNY VOICES!

All for now!

I can't think of a better present for our country!

The Gift that Keeps On Giving!
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Yep. THIS is Obama taking decisive action on the immigration issue in Arizona; a sign that basically hands a big chunk of our border to Mexican drug lords, and SUING the state of Arizona over their attempt to do the job the Feds have abandoned.

Oh, it gets worse, monkeys. Obama's looking to declare a full-on amnesty by EXECUTIVE ORDER, completely ignoring the legislative branch and ruling as a Tyrant.

The reference to Ecuador is in light of a recent interview Shrillary had on Ecuadoran TV, stating the administrations intent to SUE the state of Arizona...it was the first Arizona heard of any official intent.

Now, you'll have to excuse me while I go rinse the taste of vomit out of my mouth.

Not as tasty the second time around...
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So long, Mr. "Never Let A Good Crisis Go To Waste," Mr. Dead Fish Guy, you sleaze bag. By all means, DO let the door hit you on the way out, and let's hope it hip-checks you into a wood chipper.

But of course, now we have to worry about what kind of slime ball is gonna replace him.

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And NOW we know why it's taking so long to clean this up...!

For those of you not familiar with the scenes in panel 4...well, you're just gonna have to read the earlier strips!

I'm such a naughty monkey...

Oh, and the little song Lil' O's singing in panel 1? That's a little something that's been floating around Facebook lately.

So we're what, about two months into this thing in the Gulf...now we're hearing that it's a lot worse than previously reported, all efforts to stop it have failed (and probably made it a lot worse), and Obama's looking for an ass to kick.

I can think of one, just off the top of my head...

Ah yes, Cap and Trade should take care of this...
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For my very good friend, Zee, who occasionally needs a bit of a chuckle, and certainly deserves it! Hope you have an awesome summer!

No rest for the wicked-awesome....
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Ahhh I'm gonna catch hell from the Lefties on this one....

Guys, I'm not a whacko. I don't wear tin-foil hats. I don't think reptilian space creatures are masquerading as humans. I don' think there's some mysterious cabal running the planet. I don't think the government's putting radio chips in people's fillings.

This is a simple matter of LAW.

The short form Certification of Live Birth is NOT a birth certificate. Sorry, but it's not. It just proves he was born. Duh. Obviously he was born. But it doesn't say WHERE he was born, not the hospital nor the doctor who performed the deliver, and the stamp says “FILED.” NOT “ACCEPTED.” There IS a difference. “ACCEPTED” means that the COLB is accepted as legitimate and that's the end of it. “FILED” means there was something not quite right, but they're putting it into the file cabinet..

Nor does a newspaper announcement qualify as legally required proof that he was born in Hawaii. Neither of these pathetic attempts to deflect meet the legal requirements for a person to run for our highest office. They are little better than him just saying “Eh, take my word for it.”

Sorry, but that's not how it works. Considering all the hoops Senator McCain had to jump through to prove his citizenship for his bid, whether we trust Mr Obama at his word or not, it is insanely hypocritical not to hold him to the same scrutiny.

Also what must be considered is the number of instances where people, including his wife, his grandmother, and an article by the AP, have stated that he was born in Kenya. Add to that the fact that he's using a fake Social Security number, his Selective Service records are so obviously faked a blind man could see it, and the question of his dual-citizenship status, through both is biological father and his adoptive step-father (dual-citizenship is not allowed for presidential candidates), only the most corrupt and idiotic Attorney General ...oh...wait....

Well, there's always the House and Senate...oh...oooh....umm....

LOOK AT THE KITTY!

It's EVERYWHERE!!!
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Kinda says it all, really...and the quote, for those of you NOT older than dirt, is Bill Murray, from the movie Caddyshack. If you haven't seen it, then your life is a sad, meaningless thing, for which I pity you.

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I do weird things like that sometimes, just for kicks.

So what the heck, I posted it on JBYP! If you like, you can read along from the bill itself.

Reason # #498752 why I LOVE Texas!!

This will hopefully become a good trend. I can't think of one single union that even leans right on accident, let alone donates almost exclusively to Conservative candidates. Not saying they aren't out there, just that I can't recall one.

Once upon a time, unions were a good thing. They made sure that a guy working an extra 50 hours overtime got paid for it. They made sure that if you got hurt while doing your job, the company has to help make it right. Now we have laws that guarantee that a worker can not be threatened or exploited.

Now it's the Union's job to do that. Unions have been attacking Wal-Mart for years, trying to force their way in. Wal-Mart refused, as is their right; it's their company. Then there is the Card Check thing, which would end private ballots in union elections...so the thugs will know EXACTLY who to go after. Unions did more to kill the US auto industry than any foreign competitor ever dreamed of, and it was the union leaders that made out like bandits when Obama pillaged GM and Chrysler. Thanks to teachers' unions, there are dozens of teachers who should have been fired, from incompetence to charges of sexual misconduct with minors, the unions in New York have made it so no teacher can be fired for ANY reason. So instead, they sit in a little room every day, doing crossword puzzles, reading, writing, looking for other jobs, while still drawing a paycheck. Unions also keep merit-based pay from coming about; are you Teacher of the Year, with 100% of your students passing with straight A's WITHOUT CHEATING, able to turn Jethro Bodines into Stephen Hawkings in one semester? Well too bad; you aren't getting paid any better than the dipstick down the hall who constantly calls in sick, lets their students wander the campus, and probably has less knowledge of their chosen field of study than half the kids in his/her class. As a matter of fact, if the deadbeat has been working at that school longer than you, then s/he is probably getting paid MORE.

Unions suxx. Nuff said. K THX BAI!

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